We Almost Lost (to) Detroit

The only team that chokes more than the Cowboys are the Detroit Lions. Detroit hasn’t won a playoff game in over 20 years. And sure enough they blew it against Dallas yesterday.

And I hate the Cowboys. I hate the cowboys with the white hot intensity of a 1000 suns.

I hate everything about them. The fact they have the audacity to call themselves “America’s Team”. The fact they wear stars on their helmets. Their obnoxious over-the-top stadium. Their owner (ugh). The fact I have to see the bloated governor of New Jersey with his giant oversized orange sweater sitting in the owner’s box cheering after every touchdown and not even knowing how to high-five. The fact that the NFL practically legislated the Cowboys win the game by giving them chance after chance with ridiculous penalty calls and worse picking up a flag on a clear pass interference call against them. The fact that Romo is an average quarterback at best and has won nothing and we talk about him like he belongs in the company of Aikman or Staubach.

Enough already with the Cowboys.

It will be nice to see the Packers dismantle them next week.

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